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  Stefan and Clowns

   • g*****o@k****.****t.net
     04/06/1996 00:00:000 UTC

     Ever since Stefan told me that clowns really irk him, I spent time

     looking for scary or creepy clowns. One day I was channel surfing and I

     saw the cartoon "Eeek the Cat". The general plot went that some spies

     thought Eeek was a Super Spy. Well the bad guy had an Assistant that

     would say stupid comments every scene. The bad guy would ask his

     Assistant to press the giant red button every time a stupid comment was

     made. All sorts of painful things like a safe crashing onto the

     Assistant's head or a swarm of bees stinging the poor guy.

     Towards the end when the button was pressed once again, a hidden door

     opened up and a clown came running out honking his horn. The Assistant

     looked terrified as the clown came up and gave him a big kiss on his

     nose. Hehehe, it was pretty creepy.

     The best part was the ending because the Assistant was alone with the
     big

     red button. He looked around and pressed it. The Clown came out and gave

     him a big kiss on the nose. Now here is the kicker, the Assistant turned

     red and a big shit eating grin appeared on his face after he got the
     kiss!

     Dow!

     --Glen