ALT.SF4M

  FEMALES INTO: Garters&stockings...reply !!!

   • w********s@***.com
     07/06/1996 00:00:000 UTC

     If you are a women... nasty..sexy and TOTALLY into stockings and a man

     who WORSHIPS the look, then go NO FURTHER ! I love short tight black

     skirts, exhibishionism, voyerism, sluts and all women who tease to
     please.

     If you are for real... send gif, jpg or email and I will write a special

     fantasy around your look, dress, and desires. Want to email, trade, and

     possibly meet ! If interested....plz

     reply ! Thx !

       • a****4@f******.********n.ca
         07/06/1996 00:00:000 UTC

         Wantheels (w********s@***.com) writes:

         > If you are a women... nasty..sexy and TOTALLY into stockings and a
         man

         > who WORSHIPS the look, then go NO FURTHER ! I love short tight
         black

         > skirts, exhibishionism, voyerism, sluts and all women who tease to
         please.

         > If you are for real... send gif, jpg or email and I will write a
         special

         > fantasy around your look, dress, and desires. Want to email,
         trade, and

         > possibly meet ! If interested....plz

         > reply ! Thx !

         Dear:

         [x] Mundane [x] Lamer [x] AOLer

         [ ] "Me too" er [x] Pervert [ ] Geek

         [ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis

         [ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist

         [ ] Scammer [ ] Troller [x] Pre-teen

         [ ] Cryogenic [ ] Clueless Newbie

         [ ] CompuSpender

         You Are Being Flamed Because:

         [x] You can't tell the difference between Science Fiction and Single
         Females

         [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines

         [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites

         [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply

         [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread

         [x] You started an off-topic thread

         [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message

         [ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll

         [ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)

         [ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was someone
         famous

         [ ] You make no sense

         [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it
         was legal

         [ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you
         cool

         [ ] You said "me too" to something

         [x] You suck

         [ ] You brag about things that never happened

         [ ] Your sig/alias/server is dreadful

         [ ] You made up slang then used it in a message

         [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad

         [ ] You posted a business ad in a free-zone

         [ ] I don't like your tone of voice

         [ ] I think you might be a fed

         [ ] You posted a make money quick scam

         [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally

         worthless that you are being flamed anyway

         To Repent, You Must:

         [x] Read Dhalgren, twice!

         [ ] Be the PR guy for Canter & Siegel

         [ ] Give up your CompuServe account

         [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it

         [x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor

         [ ] Actually post something relevant

         [x] Read the FAQ

         [ ] Be Senator Exon's love slave

         [ ] Stop masturbating for a week

         [ ] Tell your Mommy to up your medication

         [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month

         In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

         [ ] Blow me

         [ ] Get Wrecked

         [ ] Go tell your mother/father/test tube they failed

         [ ] Get a clue, you pathetic loser

         [ ] Get a life

         [ ] Never post again

         [x] Age 10 more years before you post again

         [ ] I pity your dog

         [ ] Go to hell

         [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...

         [x] Take your gibberish somewhere else

         [x] Learn to post or get off of Usenet

         [ ] All of the above

         end flame

       • **@***.com
         15/06/1996 00:00:000 UTC

         Wantheels (w********s@***.com) wrote:

         : If you are a women... nasty..sexy and TOTALLY into stockings and a
         man

         : who WORSHIPS the look, then go NO FURTHER ! I love short tight
         black

         : skirts, exhibishionism, voyerism, sluts and all women who tease to
         please.

         : If you are for real... send gif, jpg or email and I will write a
         special

         : fantasy around your look, dress, and desires. Want to email,
         trade, and

         Well,will this fantasy have science-fictional elements?

         (If not,why are you posting here?These elements are not unknown in
         SF,

         but not particularly common...the only fantasy novels that have them

         tend to be of the humorous type)

         : possibly meet ! If interested....plz

         : reply ! Thx !