ATTN GUYS! Chill out! ( SERIOUSLY!) • Nick Passino 12/06/1996 00:00:000 UTC Hey guys- if you didn't notice the topic header- it SF4M.... IE- the ladies are 100% in charge here! Don't take over/dominate this newsgroup! this is probably the ONLY place where alot of nice women come out of their shell and ask to meet a nice guy. Let's not ruin the one chance we (possibly?) have, of an area run/dominated by women... and they aren't beaten into hidin by "SEX SEX SEX" posts, or guys coming onto them like flys-on- shit! IN THIS NG, WE SHOULD FOLLOW THE TRADITION THAT WOMEN HAVE FOR ALONG TIME! Learn to be quite... learn to "lurk" a bit. if you're a 1/64 of an intelligent guy, then you'll realize that women should be the dominant posters here... if you wantr to respond... DO IT EMAIL! Don't take it over, you A-typical Penis holders! (No- I'm not gay or anything... I just realy believe it to be important for women to have a "safe" place to post. There is NO excuse for some horny-dickweeds-that-just-wanna-be-laid to take it over! Christ! Let the women have their OWN place to posts... SOME guys are actually looking for a RELATIONSHIP for gawds sake!) -- - p******o@g*****y.com - Comments or flames regarding grammar or spelling will be TOTALLY ignored, as user is dyslexic and mildly ADD. Comments and flames may never even get read due to same reasons. Thank you for you're cooperation. The Computer is your friend. Have a nice day. • s******j@**.com 12/06/1996 00:00:000 UTC In article <3*******.****0@g*****y.com>, Nick Passino wrote: >Hey guys- if you didn't notice the topic header- it SF4M.... [baffling babbling clipped] >Comments or flames regarding grammar or spelling >will be TOTALLY ignored, as user is dyslexic and mildly ADD. Both of which are excusable. Total cluelessness is not. Hey, can we take up a collection so TOG can get usenet access again? We need him to scourge the clueless. --SEJ -- +-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+ ***@***.com ~ s*****s@a*****.***u.edu ~ s******j@**.com http://www.ini.cmu.edu/~sjones/ • a*******g@i*.******m.com 12/06/1996 00:00:000 UTC In <3*******.****0@g*****y.com> Nick Passino writes: >Hey guys- if you didn't notice the topic header- it SF4M.... >IE- the ladies are 100% in charge here! >Don't take over/dominate this newsgroup! Oh, for the Love of God! Next time, please read the FAQ. I'm sure that the topic has come up before, but is there any way we can change the name of this newsgroup? If we don't, we will forever have to deal with imbecilic, over-sexed pound-puppies looking for someplace to rut. Maybe alt.science.fiction.forum or something. Just my two cents. -Tony • a****4@f******.********n.ca 13/06/1996 00:00:000 UTC Dear: [x] Mundane [ ] Lamer [ ] AOLer [ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek [ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis [ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist [ ] Scammer [ ] Troller [ ] Pre-teen [ ] Cryogenic [x] Clueless Newbie [ ] CompuSpender You Are Being Flamed Because: [x] You can't tell the difference between Science Fiction and Single Females [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread [x] You started an off-topic thread [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll [ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above) [ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was someone famous [ ] You make no sense [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was legal [ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool [ ] You said "me too" to something [ ] You suck [ ] You brag about things that never happened [ ] Your sig/alias/server is dreadful [ ] You made up slang then used it in a message [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad [ ] You posted a business ad in a free-zone [ ] I don't like your tone of voice [ ] I think you might be a fed [ ] You posted a make money quick scam [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway To Repent, You Must: [x] Read Dhalgren, twice [ ] Be the PR guy for Canter & Siegel [ ] Give up your CompuServe account [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [ ] Actually post something relevant [x] Read the FAQ [ ] Be Senator Exon's love slave [ ] Stop masturbating for a week [ ] Tell your Mommy to up your medication [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [ ] Blow me [ ] Get Wrecked [ ] Go tell your mother/father/test tube they failed [x] Get a clue, you pathetic loser [ ] Get a life [ ] Never post again [ ] Age 10 more years before you post again [ ] I pity your dog [ ] Go to hell [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc... [ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else [x] Learn to post or get off of Usenet [ ] All of the above end flame • Aakin N. Patel 13/06/1996 00:00:000 UTC Nick Passino wrote: > Hey guys- if you didn't notice the topic header- it SF4M.... > IE- the ladies are 100% in charge here! Uhm... sf4m stands for SCIENCE FICTION FORUM, not some sex chat group. > - p******o@g*****y.com - > Comments or flames regarding grammar or spelling > will be TOTALLY ignored, as user is dyslexic and mildly ADD. > Comments and flames may never even get read due to same > reasons. > Thank you for you're cooperation. The Computer is your friend. > Have a nice day. Not a flame. Educating the un-informed.... -Aakin