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  Sick, sick, sick!

   • k******d@d*****i.com
     25/08/1996 00:00:000 UTC

     Take a look at the back page of today's _Parade Magazine_.

     Truly ill:

     "With a smile on his face and a sparkle in his baby blue eyes, "Eric" is

     having the time of his life. He's enjoying his very first order of
     delicious

     french fries with Mom and Dad at McDonald's. What fun it is to nibble
     them

     one at a time, to make them last!

     "Eric" is the first issue in the _Treats for Tots_ doll collection by

     world-reknowned doll artist Yolanda Bello, featuring happy babies
     enjoying

     McDonald's treats for the first time..."

     This next to a picture of a doll in a baby blue bunny romper and cap
     happily

     muching away on replica McDonald's french fries. JE-SUS! Truly a sign of
     the

     end times.

     --Doc

     Brought to you by McMemories - the Official McDonald's Collectible
     Club(TM)

       • s******j@**.com
         30/08/1996 00:00:000 UTC

         In article <50574v$***@d**-*******.**.******m.com>,

         Anthony Matranga wrote:

         >In <9608251921591.The_Win-D.*******d@d*****i.com>
         k******d@d*****i.com

         >(Kevin Conod) writes:

           >>"With a smile on his face and a sparkle in his baby blue eyes,
         "Eric"

         >is

           >>having the time of his life. He's enjoying his very first order
         of

         >delicious

           >>french fries with Mom and Dad at McDonald's. What fun it is to
         nibble

         >them

           >>one at a time, to make them last!

           >>

           >>"Eric" is the first issue in the _Treats for Tots_ doll
         collection by

           >>world-reknowned doll artist Yolanda Bello,

         Collect them all! A new doll arrives each month for your approval.
         Return

         within three days and you owe nothing! If you decide to keep a doll,

         simply make three easy monthly payments of $29.95 each. You have no

         obligation to buy any doll, but you must buy at least ten dolls
         within

         one year of buying "Eric."

         >Sounds like another fine product from my favorite evil megacorp:
         Omni

         >Consumer Products.

         >"OCP- We make everything you need, you need everything we make."

         "OCP - Stay out of our way, and no one gets hurt."

         "OCP - Serving Humanity(tm) is our only business."

         --

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       • a*******g@i*.******m.com
         29/08/1996 00:00:000 UTC

         In <9608251921591.The_Win-D.*******d@d*****i.com>
         k******d@d*****i.com

         (Kevin Conod) writes:

         >"With a smile on his face and a sparkle in his baby blue eyes,
         "Eric"

         is

         >having the time of his life. He's enjoying his very first order of

         delicious

         >french fries with Mom and Dad at McDonald's. What fun it is to
         nibble

         them

         >one at a time, to make them last!

         >"Eric" is the first issue in the _Treats for Tots_ doll collection
         by

         >world-reknowned doll artist Yolanda Bello,

         Sounds like another fine product from my favorite evil megacorp:
         Omni

         Consumer Products.

         "OCP- We make everything you need, you need everything we make."

         -Tony