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  Voyager Episode 2/5/97: spoilers

   • j********o@***.com
     07/02/1997 00:00:000 UTC

     Comments on this episode: why couldn't the Vulcan have gotten to pork

     her? I mean, come on! First, they pull this "transferred pon-far" crap,

     when they could have just had it be that she's a Klingon, so she likes
     it

     rough, and he got her excited. And then, the logical conclusion would be

     for them to fight, him to beat the crap out of her, she digs it, and
     they

     do the nasty! Also, she naturally wins the fight! Look, the Vulcans are

     a very strong people, she's a female half-human, and while Klingons are

     fairly strong, they're also big, so they may not be that strong

     pound-for-pound anyway, and she weighs, what, 120?! Pathetic.

     Gorno

     Hey, what's the deal with that babe Clare Shipman? She was married to

     that lucky old dog (lousy poachers stealing our generation's tail), but

     she's been ringless lately. Humenna humenna huwow!

       • s******j@**.com
         07/02/1997 00:00:000 UTC

         In article <1*************.********3@l*******.****.***l.com>,

         wrote:

         >Comments on this episode: why couldn't the Vulcan have gotten to
         pork

         >her? I mean, come on!

         The real reason lies entirely outside the logic of the situation.
         They'll

         never get it on because the show's bible / gang of reality police
         won't

         let it happen.

         They're going to wuss up the Borg, I'm sure. It'll all be to teach
         us a

         valuable lesson in beinghood, of course. (Be true to your feelings.
         Let

         go of your thinking mind and feel the Force flowing through you.
         Don't

         stomp on small animals. Drink plenty of organic water and consult
         your

         aromatherapist every week. We're all the same under the skin. Earth

         people are Stupid! Stupid, stupid, stupid! Dolphins and chimps can
         show

         us the way back to our benevolent matriarchical roots. Tums, for
         your

         tummy. Twenty miles . . . twenty miles.)

         To quote the big guy with the hand puppet on The Tick, READ A BOOK!

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       • j********o@***.com
         11/02/1997 00:00:000 UTC

         More stuff: the conclusion of the episode is the usual status quo

         solution: nothing ever changes, so there's never any danger. If she
         had

         shacked up with slant-ears, Paris would have spent the rest of the
         series

         wondering about what might have been, producing character dimension
         and

         the web of interpersonal relations that make up drama. As opposed to
         his

         role in Going To Extremes, which had a real and interesting
         romance...

         Gorno