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  Can you say: KILL AMBER?

   • Jennifer Adams
     13/09/1997 00:00:000 UTC

     oh, now I have to say something useful, so certain people wont get pissy

     about their online time on AOL right? Let's see..... hmmmm....

     Oh! I know!! South Park kicks ass! We watched at the Forum's Open

     House. I had never heard of it before, but it was really funny. So if

     you haven't seen it, it's on Comedy Central on Weds. nights, (10:00p.m.

     I think, but don't quote me).

     ***Voyager Rumor*** If it's true, it could be construed as a SPOILER -

     so you've been warned. The newbie borg type will be lesbian. Cool

     huh? I guess Howard Stern was right. If your show is shit, save it by

     throwing in a lesbian. Of course this is a combination move -- for

     star trek, when faced with a ratings dilemna, it's always been - throw

     in a borg. But this is 2, two, TWO desparate acts in ONE!

     nuff said from the very sicky Presarian. Oh yeah, JC rules. No! I'm

     not christian... different JC.

       • s******j@**.com
         15/09/1997 00:00:000 UTC

         On 15 Sep 1997 02:43:32 GMT, JohnGorno wrote:

         >In article <3*******.****3@p********h.com>, Jennifer Adams

         > writes:

           >>***Voyager Rumor*** If it's true, it could be construed as a
         SPOILER -

           >>so you've been warned. The newbie borg type will be lesbian.
         Cool

           >>huh? I guess Howard Stern was right. If your show is shit, save
         it by

           >>throwing in a lesbian.

         >This would tip the scales of viewing to the "avoid" range. As

         >inappropriate and repellant as such a development would be, it
         would afford

         >a possibility to explore how this is consistent with her latent
         fear of

         >"otherness" and her incredibly unhealthy and traumatic childhood.
         But

         >that's not P.C.. If they _really_ wanted to be daring, the Doctor
         could

         >proscribe a futuristic medical treatment for her mental disorder!
         This

         >would really get the audience vomiting blood in indignation! "God
         would

         >never let that be possible! GAKK! GAKK!"

         I read somewhere that a piece of very fringe fan-fiction depicted
         the

         Borg as a gigantic homosexual love fest. I guess that was before
         they

         started showing girl borgs. Go figure. I guess we should play it
         safe

         and avoid all Trek fiction, amateur and otherwise.

         SEJ

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       • p*******x@n***.****i.com
         14/09/1997 00:00:000 UTC

         Jennifer Adams (j*****s@p********h.com) somehow managed to write:

         : oh, now I have to say something useful, so certain people wont get
         pissy

         : about their online time on AOL right? Let's see..... hmmmm....

         hey, anyone who uses AOL in the FIRST place deserves it ;)

         STILL trying to find when the story begins in "Excession"

         --

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         mailto:p*******x@****.com Can you bring it soon?

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         http://www.liii.com/~phydeaux Baying at the Moon"

         -- Hawkwind

       • j********o@***.com
         15/09/1997 00:00:000 UTC

         In article <3*******.****3@p********h.com>, Jennifer Adams

         writes:

         >***Voyager Rumor*** If it's true, it could be construed as a
         SPOILER -

         >so you've been warned. The newbie borg type will be lesbian. Cool

         >huh? I guess Howard Stern was right. If your show is shit, save it
         by

         >throwing in a lesbian.

         With apologies to our classier subscribers -

         Try as he may

         To make her day,

         Poor Harry Kim

         Will get no trim.

         She's had enough

         Of poking and prodding,

         So for alien muff

         She'll soon be a'nodding.

         Once she was part

         Of an instrument panel,

         Now she plays softball

         In denim and flannel.

         Unnatural pleasures

         She will now know,

         But there no man ever

         Will boldly go.

         Perhaps all she needs

         Is a fatherly man,

         Logical, strong,

         With an excellent tan.

         He'll knock off her socks

         With a psychic attack,

         Once she goes Vulcan

         She'll never go back.

         Gorno

         W.T.F.!

       • j********o@***.com
         15/09/1997 00:00:000 UTC

         In article <3*******.****3@p********h.com>, Jennifer Adams

         writes:

         >***Voyager Rumor*** If it's true, it could be construed as a
         SPOILER -

         >so you've been warned. The newbie borg type will be lesbian. Cool

         >huh? I guess Howard Stern was right. If your show is shit, save it
         by

         >throwing in a lesbian.

         This would tip the scales of viewing to the "avoid" range. As

         inappropriate and repellant as such a development would be, it would
         afford

         a possibility to explore how this is consistent with her latent fear
         of

         "otherness" and her incredibly unhealthy and traumatic childhood.
         But

         that's not P.C.. If they _really_ wanted to be daring, the Doctor
         could

         proscribe a futuristic medical treatment for her mental disorder!
         This

         would really get the audience vomiting blood in indignation! "God
         would

         never let that be possible! GAKK! GAKK!"

         Gorno

         Take that, Tribble-boy!