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  Arrrrrggghhh! Trapped in Bad New Trek Episode!

   • j********o@***.com
     16/06/1999 00:00:000 UTC

     Several days ago, my offline newsreader, apparently due to a gratuitous

     "upgrade," stopped marking posts as "read" (in fact, anything after June
     1st is

     now perpetually "new")! This means I am being pummelled by endless
     rehashes of

     FAQ, Re: FAQ, Florida News, Lost In Space Again, End of DS9, Re: End of
     DS9,

     Star Wars: The Phantom Menace SPOILERS, Re: Star Wars: The Phantom
     Menace

     SPOILERS, I'm Dead, Jim!, Re: I'm Dead, Jim!, Personals with a Twist /
     FREE!,

     Re: Personals with a Twist / FREE!, and even worse, Re: Lisa Howard
     Pregant?

     (sic), and Defecter: SPOILERS... :)

     It's enough to drive you MAD!

     The Science Times recently quoted a biologist as saying, and I quote,

     "Clocks truly are everywhere!"

     AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

     EVERYWHERE!! EVERYWHERE!! "Clocks ARE everywhere!"

     "Clocks are EVERYWHERE!"

     AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

     My God, it's full of stars...

     The Sun - it's soooooo bright! I... must.... kill.... an.... Arab!

     AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

     Gorno

     "Like my Pappy always said about them Arcturians: 'Never trust a man
     what's

     made out o' gas!' You hear me, Arcturian?? Yeah, you *better* sit down!"

     "Oh, I didn't mean you, my Rigelian friend - you're one of the *good*
     ones."

     Rex Traylor, Racist in the year 3000.

       • Stargazer
         17/06/1999 00:00:000 UTC

         He's gone mad, I say -- mad!

         Mad?! MAD?!! I'LL SHOW YOU MAD!!!!

         >AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

         >EVERYWHERE!! EVERYWHERE!! "Clocks ARE everywhere!"

         >"Clocks are EVERYWHERE!"

         >AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

         >My God, it's full of stars...

         >The Sun - it's soooooo bright! I... must.... kill.... an.... Arab!

         >AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

         Now there's something you don't see everyday...

         --Doc

            • Another Infinite Monkey
              17/06/1999 00:00:000 UTC

              Doc replied to Gorno:

              > >The Sun - it's soooooo bright! I... must.... kill.... an....
              Arab!

              > >

              > >AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

              > Now there's something you don't see everyday...

              'Lo,

              Hmmm... Must reread The Stranger.

              Or, as Suess might have said, "Mr. Brown Camus, can you?"

              Chris Abbey

              www.buffnet.net/~abbey

       • j********o@***.com
         18/06/1999 00:00:000 UTC

         Ahhhh. It seems to be fixed now.

         Gorno

         "I lost everything tonight: my job, my home, my savings, my
         future... yet

         somehow I feel... ennobled; like fine steel that has passed through
         the fire

         and emerged tempered... made stronger for the passage."