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  Scary Potatoes

   • --None--
     08/05/2001 02:33:18 UTC

     Some of these are downright frightening (tater terrors?!). See:

     http://www.bonsaipotato.com/

     --Doc

       • j*******i@i*.******m.com
         08/05/2001 05:02:002 UTC

         On Tue, 08 May 2001 02:33:18 GMT, --None-- wrote:

         >Some of these are downright frightening (tater terrors?!). See:

         >http://www.bonsaipotato.com/

         We can see the evil Godless nature of potatoes by analyzing the real

         reason for the kosher laws. Kosher animals (cattle, sheep, goats)
         tend

         to be grassland animals whereas pigs are forest animals and camels
         are

         desert animals. The intent is clearly to provide an incentive for

         people to maintain a grassland ecosystem and prevent it from turning

         into anything else. Obviously, God created humanity to be the
         servants

         of grass. Further evidence is supplied by the fact that humans
         evolved

         on grasslands so God's plan started a long time ago.

         Potatoes interfere with the Grass Takeover of the Earth by giving

         humans a high-calorie non-grass crop. God gave us a warning not to
         eat

         potatoes by not mentioning them in the Bible and by making them a

         close relative of deadly nightshade.

         POTATO EATERS ARE BLASPHEMERS. ALL POTATO EATERS MUST BE BOILED IN
         OIL!

         Failing that, all potatoes must be boiled in oil...

         --

         "If Man has mashed countless potatoes, could not potatoes be
         expected

         to mash a man?" --- Stanislaw Lem