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| From the [[Omnipaedia]]:
| | #REDIRECT [[Jennifer Kate Sacks]] |
| <blockquote>Most commonly known as NUJen.Nujen came doen to the forum at the beginning of the 199; fall semester, drawn to the
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| Open House by various flyers in search of intelligent life. She was designated NewJen to differentiate her from other Jens,
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| which later transmogrified into NuJen.
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| She owned a car until the tragic events of the Boston Road Trip when Noel took a short cut to nirvana through the
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| Telephone Pole of Allah. She was a cofounder of Bleacher Night, the first of many corruptive influences she had on Turtle
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| and others. She officially brought Noel and Turtle on their first march of dimes, but in turnwas made a member of the
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| Thursday club by Turtle.
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| She has dated almost every Forumite ("you want to go ouU" "sure" "cooI...ok I'm really sorry but it's just not working out, so
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| we'regoingtohavetobreakup""sure")superficially. ShehasdatedNoel, 1of1,JeffNagel,BlondeEric,andJasonJ.
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| subficiaUy. Her many adventures had led her to have the nickname It for a time.
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| She introduced the Forum to Dead Alivewhich led to her new nickname of Rat Monkey, and the Forum mantra "spank the
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| Rat Monkeyl"; as well as it's sequel starring violent, sexual, violently sexual, and sexually violent live action furries. She
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| desired a change in name and was called Freakiepoo for awhile, but today she is generally called justJen or NuJen. Today she
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| spends much of her time marching for dimes and Penguining campus.
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| She stands five feet and one inch short Her hair changes dramatically from week to week. Her eyes are a medium to dark
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| brolln. Her skin is generally pale and sallow. Her attire consists generally of dark drab colours; she never wear dresses and
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| is almost always accompanied by freakish accessories like combat boots, dog collar, wallet with multiple chains, black
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| plastic rings and bracelets, and a Nosferatu in a coffin for a necklace.
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| She says her attitude is generally docile unless taunted (called cute). She is butch, and almost always in a chemically altered
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| state of mind. She is apathetic, cynical, content. She has a naturally corruptive influence on anyone/thing in her presence.
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| Her interests include Anthony Burgess novels, GoodIndustrial music (no NIN),good ska (no NoDoubt), MalcomMcDowell
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| moves, Kafka, shopping, kicking small children who don't taste like chicken, really perverse japornimation (I,egend of the
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| Overfiend), and mind-altering substances.
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| Jen has many great quotes, none of which we can currently recollect due to our memory loss after spending quality time in
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| her corruptive aura.</blockquote>
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